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Welcome to my humble blog where I will have a lot of different reblogs and posts, of things I'm generally interested in.
You may also see me post personal messages as well, so feel free to ignore them if you don't want to bother with it. And for those who care, my sun sign is Pisces, moon is in Scorpio and my Ascendant is Libra, so I can be a very emotionally intense person. |
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Notes A dramatic Shakespearean response to every situationWhen something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days. When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day! When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose. When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN! When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE! When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH! When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE! When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D. When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT! When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY. When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth. When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?! Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
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Honestly I’ve self diagnosed myself with everything that has happened inside my head. And yes I was seeing a...
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Also! Forgot to mention. A while ago I applied for a job at IKEA, just to send out a preliminary round of applications for a job to have until I can...
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Feeling unattractive is hard. You’re not shallow, stupid, or a bad feminist if you don’t like the way you look. But please stop telling yourself...
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Hot chocolate Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ
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you don’t fucking fool me owl even as a baby you’re plotting owl bastard
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Hey guys!
It’s okay for someone diagnosed with an Autism Spectrum Disorder to prefer to be called a “person with Autism” and to call themselves...